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Snapchat: chelseahandler New York Times Best Seller | LIFE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME 🍊 iHeart Podcast every Thursday Stand-Up Comedy Tour | Tickets👇🏼


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Los Angeles, California

When my cleaning lady kidnaps my dogs and they prefer it.


This is what I will be doing this Fall – I’m coming back to AUSTRALIA and NEW ZEALAND for Life Will be the Death of Me. Swipe right for all international shows this Fall. Adding new markets and dates soon. Link in bio for tickets.

Los Angeles, California

About to start my period.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

MINNEAPOLIS, thank you for last night! Such a fun show with great people in an awesome city. I love you guys. And you too, St. Louis 🍊

St. Louis

Thank you, St. Louis. I love you. See you tonight, Minneapolis. Also, this last photo is my driver and I in St. Louis, best driver here, ask for Al! @jed_limousine 🍊 📸 @jasongonulsen

@motherjonesmag ・・・ Drawing on their experiences visiting a border facility in Clint, Texas last week, four Democratic congresswomen delivered powerful testimony at a hearing about the mistreatment of migrants at the United States’ southern border.⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ The four women—Reps. @ocasio2018 (D-N.Y.), @repayannapressley (D-Mass.), Veronica Escobar (D-Texas), and @rashidatlaib (D-Mich.)—argued for an end to the detainment of migrants at Friday’s House Oversight and Reform Committee hearing.⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ “This is a manufactured crisis because there is no need for us to do this,” Ocasio-Cortez said during her testimony. “There’s no need for us to overcrowd and to detain and to under-resource. There is no need for us to arrest innocent people and treat them no differently than criminals when they are pursuing their basic human rights.”⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ Pressley spoke passionately about the women she saw sitting on the concrete floor at the Clint border facility.⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ “After everything these women have endured—fleeing violence, deep poverty, violence, domestic abuse—they arrive at the crest of this nation only to be torn apart from their babies and thrown in cages for seeking asylum, a legal right, a human right,” she said. “And in spite of all of that, they believe so fiercely in the promise of this nation.”

This is called a Whoopsie doodle! @crazybitchprobs_

Beverly Hills, California

I think it’s weird to post professional photos of your dogs, so here. @jackjunk @dphue you can get your hair colored while they photograph your dog.


Episode 8 of my podcast is out. Discussing fitness with the three who think they know the most in the game, @benbrunotraining, Bernice, and Brandon. Listen and Subscribe, Link in bio.

Auckland, New Zealand

New International market added, I’m bringing my stand-up tour to AUCKLAND on 9 October 🍊 Presale Tickets available 11 July at 12pm NZST / 10 July, 5pm PDT. Link in bio for tickets.

Bel Air, Los Angeles

Coming back from vacation like, duck. @jerryoftheday

Bel Air, Los Angeles

I told Bert and Bernice to get the decks resanded before I came home.

New Jersey

What Jersey girls wear for hangovers after the 4th of July.

Chicago, Illinois

This week's episode is out and back with round 2 of Sean Hayes and me in Chicago from my "Life Will Be the Death of Me" tour. Link in bio to listen. 🍊 @seanhayes 📸 @kirstinewalton

Because I happen to believe Bert is from Spain and Bernice is from Romania, I've decided to celebrate this day from my favorite city, London. Happy 4th of July Everyone.


@ittybittyshorts ・・・ 🇺🇸 Declaration of Independence 🇺🇸 “all are created equal, that they are endowed with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness ... But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.”

London, United Kingdom

Before I left for vacation, I told Bert he needed to get a job. 👔


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